I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.
Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.
i hate this i hate everything
this is it.
this is the winter soldier
Lee, stop it.
It’s just a bug, she’s fine.
Just… just put her down again, okay? Lee? LEE?
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
(Source: virginsacrificer, via fadeintocase)
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
"Are you sure we’re not related," Jaime asks Brienne "because I’ve had an erection this whole time"
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
(Source: brutalscenequeen, via sluttygrandma)
I’m here today to complain about the quality of my job. When I was hired you said there would be “routine drug testing” and yet I haven’t tried any drugs at all here at work except the ones I bring in myself. Plus you make us pee in these cups every week and its really creepy, dude